What kind of dog?

 

 

 

 

 

What kind of dog would you find in a cave?

a Bat Terrier

 

 
Which dog is very obedient?

a Sit Bull Terrier

 

What do you get when you cross a small dog and a large boat?

a Ship Tzu

 

 

What kind of dog can use the phone?

a Dial-Matian

 

 

 

 

What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?

“That hit the spots!”

 

Why are Dalmatians no good at “Hide and Seek”?

They’re always spotted!

 

What’s black and white and red all over?

an embarrassed Dalmatian

 

What dog will laugh at any joke?

A Chi-ha-ha

 

 

 

Where do the dogs go for the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade?

New Yorkie

 

 

What kind of dog loves to take a bath?

A Shampoodle

 

 

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A Bloodhound!

 

 

What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?

A Laboratory Retriever!